Move over, David Ortiz. A straight-to-DVD movie shows how a dog is actually better at baseball than anybody in the world, even though video evidence shows the same dog being really bad at baseball.
For the longest time I’ve struggled with what I want to do with my future. I used to keep myself up late into the night and early into the morning worrying about where life would lead me when I hardly had a clue where I wanted to go. But recently that vision has become a little bit clearer. I finally know who I truly am and what I want from life. I want to excel at a multitude of sports and I want to have several children that will eventually go to space. I want to be Air Bud.
i treat women like that scene in air bud when those two kids are both calling the dogs name and the dog has to choose one of the kids to go with. except those kids were trying a lot harder than i ever will.
date a dog. date a dog that plays basketball. date a dog that plays football. date a dog that plays soccer. date a dog that plays baseball. date a dog that plays beach volleyball. date air bud
— Filmdrunk: Ranking The ‘Air Bud’ Films From Least To Most Plausible (via slacktory)